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Sumner "Power Couple" Plea Deal For Stealing From Vol Fire Dept Delayed, Again
Thanks to Maine's DHHS, we now have a job description and resumé for the western Maine gun dealer and big-wig at state psych hospital.
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The Case of the $60,000 Gloves
Plea deal delayed for Sumner "Power Couple” because ex-town official needs to learn how guilty plea to theft will impact her high-paying…
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A Scientific Debunking of Billy Bob Faulkingham’s Fishy Tale of Rogue Wave, Angelic Rescue
Wet Hot Christian-Nationalist Summer, Chapter 2
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Breaking: Sumner “Power Couple” to Plead Guilty to Theft Charges
The victim: the Volunteer Fire Department, the firefighters and the western Maine community
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Wet Hot Christian-Nationalist Summer, Chapter 1
The Christian God Punishes Maine GOP Leader for Breaking Child Labor Laws, Lying about Boat Wreck
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Between a Rock and a Chud Place
44° 50‘ 40.61“N, 70° 18‘ 50.90“W (Photographs by Sweetgrass for the Crash Report)
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“America’s Most Dangerous Dad” dead by own hand
Shawn McBreairty tried — and failed — to make a living by tormenting school kids, teachers and librarians.
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Maine media ignore thousands of End Timers gathered in Capitol Park
Christian-Nationalist Troubadour warns of coming pandemic, invites cultists to pre-Election rally in Washington D.C
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